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City of Flames
#BetterThenYou

We walked out of the fishery feeling accomplished yet empty, something was still a miss. Upon walking out Gnarcunt suddenly started dashing away saying that he’ll meet up with us later, strange.

As Gnarcunt left the area a mob was on march towards us. Withus doing nothing wrong a homeless man grabbed me and and said the city was doomed, and as he says this we look up and see the city horizon in a red glare. Upon entering the city to see what was wrong we encountered a monster of not mankind, he yelled into the crows demanding someone worthy of a challenge approach him. The dwarf being a cocky as he is approached, meanwhile I’m bleeding out of the side of my hip, thanks dwarf. As we discussed terms with the massive being a group of burly looking guys approached us and declared a rumble between the 3 of us, great no were associated with the big guy. I we started to fight the monster cut down a man right in half with no hesitation, I had thought it was going to be a brawl not a murder scene, but things change.

After the events we took refuge in the house that we met Zellara in. There we discovered that the massive being is called Talos and he is a WarForge.

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Storm on the Horizon
#FuckParagraphs

When studying in a hall with scripts and texts reaching the heavens one learns to know what to expect while reading. As I read through a scripts of a new technique I was working on a card fell on to the desk. The card was detailed so fine with beautiful a being on the front, also labeled “The Courtesan”. Turning the card over I noticed I writing this writing is what lead me to a woman who would help me seek what I have not found. Upon meeting this woman by the name of Zellara and 2 other beings, a husky dwarf who scared the “shit” out of me at first, and lovely Bard who’s music quite honestly scares me as well. together we all had something in common and we would seek our goals in what must be called a fellowship of sorts. we tracked down an old rotting fisher where we did battle with some of the lower life creatures of this plane. the dwarf is a mighty animal handler which saved us the tussle with a rapid wolf-dog, and to our surprise the goons had tried to attacks with small children, which was something I could never forgive. However the Bard is a most comforting person and manage to break the emotional chains of these children and set them free. Although one child known as Kester “the Slayer” turned to fight those he once fought for, but not out of fear, out of sheer bravery for this lad and throw all fear and evil out of his heart to show the true meaning whats it called to be hero. Although the gods did not roll in his favor as one of the goons turn away from all conflict to shut down the dreams of the innocent, for this he no mercy from me. all that remains of Kester is the dagger he used to pierce the heart of his slave driver and for that we will carry it on. As we captured one of the goons we discovered a hidden basement below the fishery where our mutual friend was to be hiding. we set foot down a slippery dock hoping we do not fall into the waters where numerous “fucking” sharks swim, and down into a boat crowded with poisonous spiders. we reached a doorway where we barged in to find Gaedren Lamm the killer of my father and his pet Crocodile who was larger then the dwarf’s attitude. With 2 Magic missiles and a dagger to the throat I slew Gaedren and felt nothing but satisfaction. As I finished what I had start I noticed my companions in dire need of help as the Bard had fallen in to what seemed to be almost death. As the dwarf’s might held fast against the massive beast I did what I could I together we were triumphant. We debated on skinning the beast but we were to exhausted by this point. Gaedren was nice enough to leave us some treasures, which is where we found the rotting head of the woman who sent us here. With what seemed to be a head that is weeks old we could not do anything but wonder who we were really talking to…

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Crocodile Pie
Original Composition by Gnarcunt

Sang to the tune of American Pie

A very short time ago,
In a land not so far away,
My companions and I were making an attack.
lute music
So me and half-elf Pha-ay-den,
went to find that cursed Ga-ay-edren
with the help of a dwarf named Dseff.
picks on lute
But that croc caught me in its mouth,
I tried so hard to get out.
Dseff hit it with his hammer,
all I did was stammer.

I can’t remember If I died,
but when I came to, the croc was fried.
Phaeden got Geadren deep inside.
The day, that Gaedren died.
more lute
Oh bye, bye, Mr. criminal dude
it turned out you had haters,
you shouldn’t of been so rude.
You took children from their homes,
and kissed their innocence goodbye,
I’m Singin’ this was the day Gaedren Died,
This was the day Kester died.
lute jamming in the background
Oh bye, bye, Mr. criminal dude
it turned out you had haters,
you shouldn’t of been so rude.
You took children from their homes,
and kissed their innocence goodbye,
I’m Singin’ this was the day Gaedren Died,
This was the day Kester died…

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The First Day
We are in deep.

I was summoned to a quiet abode by the means of a magical card to learn the whereabouts of the man who forced me into seclusion: the cursed Gendrick. I arrived at my destination shortly after I was summoned and I was met by two half-elves, one a queer bard, and the other a gleaming sorcerer. Despite my differences with them we were all united by a common cause. With some forceful prodding I had ascertained some details of their troubled pasts, so they may be the ones I am looking for. Anyhow, guided by the fair maiden who summoned us, we made our way to a disgusting fishery running a less-than-legal operation. After the wrongdoers were brought down I showed mercy to the ,am who was responsible for that awful work. I am sure the death of his companions was enough to scare him straight; if not, we will hunt him down and he will be given no more chances to make innocents suffer.

After interrogating the head of the operation we discovered a secret passage leading to the ever elusive Gendrick under a ship outside.As we attempted to apprehend him, a ferocious battle was waged with his absurdly large pet crocodile. It was difficult but our sheer determination led us to an honest victory. It was so very satisfying crushing the life out of that beast after it had almost killed the Bard. Poor, poor Gnarcunt. Mayhaps he will conjure up a tune about crocodile slaying after his brush with death.

Now that Gendrick is dead, our concerns have been swiftly shifted. We found the head of the maiden, with her magical cards I might add, in Gendrick’s possession. It had been not more than an hour after we parted with her. She even explicitly stated that she was going to remain there and wait fro our return. It is all mind boggling. I hope she was granted a quick death.

I have settled with my past, but I must now look forward into the future to my goal. I hope to soon discover how this maiden fits into my destiny. Perhaps there are others troubled ones who will join us on this path of discovery, strong warriors are never a bad thing. I will begin unravel these mysteries soon enough I predict, I just hope they do not unravel so violently.

- Dseff

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The New Beginning.

I must begin my journey soon. I predict that those whom I seek will not be hard to find.

- Dseff

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